The Clinton Dictionary

The Clintons use words in ways that almost nobody else does. To make it easier, we’ve defined many of her strangely-used words below, so you know what they actually mean.

glowing book

almost no

[awl-mohst noh]

adjective.

definition: $400,000

“‘Over the last 15 years, I’ve taken almost no capital gains and I’ve given 10% away.’
The tax returns from 2000-2006, however, which are publicly available online, show during that period the Clintons made nearly $400,000 in capital gains.” – Buzzfeed


campaign finance reform

[kam-peyn fi-nans ree-fawrm]

noun.

definition: commonly stated ideal for money in politics. Usually stated as a goal, then followed by contradictory action.

At the very same time Hillary Clinton was decrying “unaccountable money” in Iowa, Clinton’s campaign chairman was raising “unaccountable money.”


charity

[char-i-tee]

noun.

definition:

1. means by which one can fund political activity without worrying about federal contribution limits;

2. means by which foreign governments and corporations can contribute to one’s political cause covertly.

See also: “Slush fund


dead broke

[ded brohk]

adjective.

definition: owning two multi-million dollar mansions and making roughly four times the salary of an everyday American.

“…we came out of the White House not only dead broke but in debt…”


everyday Americans

[ev-ree-dey uhmer-i-kuh ns]

noun.

definition: highly-vetted Democratic activists.

Reference: Hillary Clinton’s Quiet NH Visit Didn’t Go As Planned


reset

[rēˈset]

verb.

definition:

1. when a first attempt has failed, pretending one did not already make that attempt, and trying again.

Reference: Hillary Clinton’s campaign reset

2. attempting to mend a relationship by making it infinitely worse.

Reference: Hillary Clinton’s Russia Reset


transparency

[trans-pairuh n-see]

noun.

definition: word used ironically to describe a standard of accountability and openness that one never actually intends to actualize.

Reference: 1992 to 2015.