Flee The Press: A Hillary Clinton Story

Hillary Clinton is so eager to avoid speaking to the press that she and her team sped away from an event in Mason City, Iowa yesterday at 95 miles per hour, according to the Daily Mail.

While the event Clinton was fleeing was public, the one she was heading to was not. The van containing pool coverage reporters was not aware of another scheduled event.

Clinton’s aides kept the existence of the party a secret, leaving it off of the schedule circulated to reporters who cover her events in a rotating ‘pool.’

Daily Mail Online only found the location after trailing the candidate’s motorcade at a distance for an 85 miles trek, at speeds reaching 95 mph.

The Daily Mail followed up for comment, and actually received this absurd response: