“None of These Candidates” Wins Democrat Primary


Last night, Nevada Democrats selected their candidate for governor. The big winner? “None of these candidates.”

Apparently so disgusted with their human choices, Democrats chose to nominate “None of these candidates” to carry the party banner. None put together an impressive campaign, pulling in more than 20,000 votes (30 percent!).

Way to go, None! Proud of you.

(The actual winner is Robert Goodman, who received 3,600 fewer votes than “None of these candidates.”)