Job Listing: Eldridge Communications Director


Yesterday, Sean Eldridge’s campaign posted that they were looking for a communications director. We noticed their task list must have been cut off. Here is what was missing:

  • Avoid reporters whenever possible.
  • Lock campaign office when reporters show up.
  • Be unconcerned with DC-based blogs.
  • Call for campaign finance reform, but ignore Sean’s $965,000 in self-donations.
  • Think of new ways to dodge questions about Sean’s position on ObamaCare.
  • Refuse any new invitations Sean receives to Nancy Pelosi’s Napa Valley home.